So while I was out at this bar, this girl’s father apparently won the powerball. And that’s good for them I hope they get some cocaine and turkeys to celebrate however the fuck they do. My problem is that she told the bartender, who proceeded to tell us. It’s like motherfucker shut up. Do you not know it’s a robbery in this bitch. If you win keep that to youuurself. Like Pops used to say, Don’t tell nobody! And she was going on and on about it. Like if you ain’t spreading the wealth shut up damn. I’m like unless you gon spread that shit like you won the free pussy parade. Free Pussy for Everyone! I’m just saying she needs to shh.