Resistance.Is.Futile

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You think if a girl slaps you, she fancies you?

(Source: santittany, via dead-end-street)

Free Pussy Parade

So while I was out at this bar, this girl’s father apparently won the powerball. And that’s good for them I hope they get some cocaine and turkeys to celebrate however the fuck they do. My problem is that she told the bartender, who proceeded to tell us. It’s like motherfucker shut up. Do you not know it’s a robbery in this bitch. If you win keep that to youuurself. Like Pops used to say, Don’t tell nobody! And she was going on and on about it. Like if you ain’t spreading the wealth shut up damn. I’m like unless you gon spread that shit like you won the free pussy parade. Free Pussy for Everyone! I’m just saying she needs to shh.

tyleroakley:

buzzfeed:

George Takei responds to “traditional” marriage fans. 

George Takei is flawfree.

(via dead-end-street)

crueltyandgrandeur:

justice-5ever:

kobragay:

mohandasgandhi:

si-dramatic:

“You’d think the US government had bigger priorities than treating honors students like criminals, yet here we are” 

Watch this.

holy shit, we’re finally recognized.

Everyone should freaking watch this

Watch this right the fuck now, all of you.

(via ishkwaakiiwan)

"The problem is, kissing is no longer appreciated as a satisfying end in itself, as an inviting pair of lips and, possibly, a tongue, to interact with for a delightful moment. No. Kissing has now been cheapened into the nominal gateway gesture to sex. Kissing is to sexual intercourse as the phrase “Can I talk to you for a second?” is to a full-blown screaming fight."
littleblackprincesses:

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